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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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