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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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