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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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