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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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