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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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