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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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