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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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