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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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