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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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