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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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