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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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