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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Jenkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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