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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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