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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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