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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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