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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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