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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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