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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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