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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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