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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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