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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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