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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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