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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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