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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simpkins eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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