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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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