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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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