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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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