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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Spock eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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