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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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