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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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