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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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