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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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