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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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