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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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