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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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