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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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