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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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