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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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