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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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