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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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