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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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