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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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