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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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