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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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