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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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