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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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