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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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