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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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