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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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