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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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