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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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