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Pet death

My aunt Lillian had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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